Monday, August 1, 2011

Chapter 2

Five days have passed since the start of our project. Now we take stock of our progress by having an interview with Pahlavan Alborz.

Pahlavan Sahand: Pahlavan Alborz, we've been hard at work for the past couple of days. Sweating and working out at home. How do you feel?

Pahlavan Alborz: I feel great! There is a great power rising within me!

PS: Compared to your final goal, how far do you think you've come?

PA: Well, it's hard to measure Pahlavan-ness in numbers, but if one has to, for instance you could state that a Pahlavan has to be able to do 100 push ups without much effort. After six days of working out I can already do 15.

PS: That's amazing, that's 15% of your goals achieved in as little as 5 days. Aren't you afraid of reaching your goal too soon?

PA: Reaching a goal too soon only means you have to set higher goals for yourself.

PS: Well said Pahlavan. Now, something else. When you started this project you weighed a respectable 115.8 kilograms. Now you're down to 114.3, aren't you afraid of losing your Pahlavan-ness if you continue like this?

PA: There is no need to worry about that. True Pahlavan-ness is in the inside. And if anything, the amount of Pahlavan-ness per kilogram has improved.

PS: A final question. How will the project proceed?

PA: After days of rigorous exercise at home we are confident to take on the gyms. Tomorrow we will subscribe and in this way take our efforts to the next level. And don't worry dear fans, we will take a camera crew with us to document the event.

There you have it dear folks, as you can see the project goes along smoothly. If you have any comments for the brothers, let us know under the posts.

4 comments:

  1. Intriguing.

    At which point do you guys start slapping each other with giant fish?

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  2. Thanks for the suggestion. We're not exactly sure what good that would do for our work-out routine, but it does sound something like power vikings like yourself would do.

    We'll look into it and will let you know what the result was.

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  3. This might be just the inspiration I need, I can't take my warior muscle and 6-(hmm, ok maybee 12) pack for granted no more.
    Following the Pahlavan bros. might just be that little push in the back to motivate me, to get my Adonis body back in shape.
    15 aye, hmm, I got to 12 today, but I'll be breathing down your necks! One day I might become one of the great pahlavans too.

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  4. Great going Marin! You're welcome to join us in our endeavors.

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